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Another Happy Planksgiving!
Arrrrr! That’s yer five-letter arr, me mateys, so be it. Shiver me handsome gobbler, ye rapscallions. It’s none other than yer favorite pirate turkey, Plansky, sailing into the scorched Oklahoma...
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You're Dreaming of a Pirate Turkey Christmas
Arrrrrrrrr! That’s yer nine-letter arrr meanin’ Planksy, yer favorite pirate turkey, is back in town with yer holiday greetings and grog as me gobbler mesmerizes ye into a swirl of hornpipe dances and...
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Planksy Returns: The 2012 Sparklers and Sharklers Awards
Arrr! Well, buccaneers, none other than Planksy, yer pirate turkey, at yer service, this July 4, shiver me timbers, sailin’ in from the Oklahoma River, 300 fowl strong aboard this vessel, me handsome...
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Time For Planks, Thanks
Ahoy, mateys. Arrr! It’s none other than yer grand bird of yore, the bird with yer word, Plansky the pirate turkey, fillin’ in for DocHoc this tofurkey day of cheer and thankfulness. I be sailin’ in...
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Shipwrecked Planksy Still Gives Sparklers, Sharklers
Arrrrrrr! Shiver me gobbler. Happy Fourth of July. It’s none other than yer favorite pirate turkey of lore and yore, Planksy, the indomitable, gobbler-swaying bird of wiles, wit and beauty. Aye, I be...
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Shiver Me Gobbler Already! Planksy Presents Planks, Thanks
Arrrrr! That’s yer five r arr, me mateys, meaning it’s none other that yer favorite pirate turkey, meself Planksy, comin’ t’ Oklahoma, spreadin’ me special thanks and planks this holiday season. Ahoy,...
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Sparklers and Sharklers: Planksy Arrives From Europe Just In Time
Arr! It’s none another than meself, Planksy, the pirate turkey, the fowl come a calling, the bird with yer word, bringin’ and slingin’ me sparklers and sharklers, mateys, this Fourth of July. I sail in...
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Happy Planksgiving! The BIRD Returns With Thanks, Planks
Arrrrrrr! A seven-letter “r” from none other than yer Planksy, Oklahoma’s ONLY pirate turkey, with a gobbler rich in herstory and panache if I don’t say so meself. I got me hornpipes ready to play and...
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Yes, Virginia, There Is A Pirate Turkey
Image by Jasmine Mulliken Arrrrrrr. Yer seven R arrr, me lassies and lads, fer yer enjoyment this holiday season presenting Planksy, yer favorite pirate turkey, reportin’ for duty, mam. Ahoy, the ship...
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Planksy Offers Up Holiday Sparklers, Sharklers
Arrrrr! Count ‘em, mates, that’s yer five “r” arr, and this is none other than Planksy, yer favorite pirate turkey sailin’ in on water galore in this lake, err, state called Oklahoma. Me rum barrel is...
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